Ordinarily, we would refrain from posting something so obscene, but this was simply too funny.
"The Love Rug strokes your bodies as you make love.... It's almost like having another lover there with the two of you..."
Was available in Three Varieties: Jaguar, Lynx and Mink.
What would happen with an advertisement like this nowadays? We're not reciting any further, but feel free to read the details.
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